Yesterday, a fog of Axe hit the kitchen, followed by our 15yo son. Dad told him that he doesn’t taste very good, then said something to Portia about it, I really don’t know what he said, I wasn’t paying much attention.
A few minutes later, Munchkin was in the bathroom, stripping and crying, “I Need a Bath!!! I have Taste all over me!!!! I Need a Bath Now!!!!!!! Taste is all over me!!!!!!!!!”
It’s pretty bad when other people in the room feel the need to wash the smell off of them.